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Loucifer
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 Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:51 am Post subject: Final Last Word “What Kind Of Metalhead Are You?” Quiz |
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Found this elsewhere on the interweb... Good if you're bored!
The Patented Definitive, Once-And-For-All, Final Last Word “What Kind Of Metalhead Are You?” Quiz
Ever wondered how other Metal fans see you? Take this test to find out. No, it’s not one of those clever tests where you can click on your answers and they get added up automatically. Adding up your own score is part of the test. This test was compiled through extensive psychological profiling, detailed analysis of thousands of research subjects and a few quiet beers. So take the test, don’t cheat, and don’t fucking cry at the outcome.
1. The singer of your favourite band is...
a. A girl
b. A rapper
c. Clinging on to past glories during his solo career
d. Old
e. Getting fat
f. Incomprehensible
g. Dead
2. Last time you went to a gig, how big was the audience?
a. 60,000+. It was a big festival
b. About 40,000. Ozzy rocked too.
c. About 1000, until the fire alarm went off.
d. Sold out the Hammersmith Odeon four times in a row.
e. 2000
f. 200
g. 7
3. What did you do at the gig?
a. Bounced up and down, but I didn’t get too far away from mum.
b. Bounced up and down. It was a crazy moshpit!
c. Pouted and shook my hair at the ladies.
d. Stood back with a beer. I’m getting too old for headbanging.
e. Got a circle pit going, like back in the old days! Um, I got dropped when I tried stage diving though...
f. The pit was insane. What else would it be?
g. Stood there arms folded and shot evil looks at the band.
4. Your hair is...
a. Blue
b. Dreadlocked
c. Permed, peroxided and receding
d. Falling out
e. A greying mullet
f. A dirty mullet
g. Shaved off
5. Correct gig attire is...
a. A Good Charlotte t-shirt
b. Clown trousers and a hoodie
c. Anything tight and/or leather
d. I think my World Slavery tour t-shirt will stand another wear
e. I think my Clash Of The Titans tour t-shirt will stand another wear
f. Any one of my band t-shirts, except Cannibal Corpse, because I’ll get laughed at
g. Chain mail and a dangerous looking codpiece. Plastic sword optional.
6. Song for my funeral...
a. Blink-182 - Adam’s Song
b. Soulfly - Bleed
c. Guns N’ Roses - Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door
d. Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven
e. Metallica - Fade To Black
f. Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face
g. Burzum - Dunkelheit
7. Transport:
a. Bike. OK, bicycle.
b. Pimped out VW Golf
c. A Harley!
d. Had to trade the Triumph for a Sierra station wagon.
e. Something cheap and functional. Who cares as long as the stereo goes.
f. Something cheap and functional. Who cares as long as the stereo goes really loud.
g. A thundering warhorse
8. Last book you read...
a. The latest Harry Potter
b. Something by Poppy Z Brite or Anne Rice
c. Rolling Stone magazine
d. Sierra station wagon maintenance manual
e. A Stephen King book until I got bored and then Fiesta
f. The Oxford Concise Dictionary of Medical Terms
g. The writings of the Marquis de Sade
9. Favourite historical figure...
a. Kurt Cobain
b. Che Guevara (must find out what he actually did one day)
c. Jim Morrison
d. Winston Churchill
e. Joan of Arc (she was pretty hot in the Bill And Ted movie)
f. Jack The Ripper
g. Vlad The Impaler
10. Favourite movie:
a. Scary Movie 3
b. Queen Of The Damned
c. Easy Rider
d. The Dambusters
e. The Toxic Avenger, Evil Dead or Night Of The Living Dead
f. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original, not the shitty remake)
g. Nosferatu
11. Best way to listen to music:
a. iPod
b. The radio – a Rock station
c. The radio – a Classic Rock station
d. The old records are getting a bit worn
e. Cassette tape
f. CD
g. Unless it’s a 12th generation copy of a copy, it’s not worth listening to.
12. The spiritual home of music is...
a. Orange County, California
b. Bakersfield, California
c. Hollywood Boulevard, Los Angeles, California
d. All hail to England!
e. Bay Area, San Francisco, California
f. Florida
g. Norway
13. Who invented Heavy Metal?
a. Green Day
b. Jonathan Davis
c. Led Zeppelin
d. Black Sabbath
e. Black Sabbath, who else?
f. Black Sabbath, everyone knows that.
g. Mayhem
14. Favourite video game:
a. Singstar
b. Final Fantasy VII
c. Double Dragon
d. Space Invaders
e. Mortal Kombat (with the blood)
f. Manhunt
g. Everquest
15. Heavy Metal...
a. ...is very noisy and a bit scary.
b. ...is the shit! Jumpdafuckup!
c. ...rocks!
d. ...’s a religion, take it to the grave.
e. ...is the law!
f. ...is old
g. ...is passé
SCORE FOR EACH QUESTION
a = 7
b = 6
c = 5
d = 4
e = 3
f = 2
g = 1
ADD UP YOUR SCORE
666: Poser
Yeah, OK, very Metal, but you haven’t done the quiz.
106-665: Fuckwit
There’s something seriously wrong with your addition. Please run yourself a nice relaxing bath and climb into it. Then get an assistant to pass you your computer. We don’t really want you cluttering up the gene pool.
98-105: Pop-Punk Princess
Metal isn’t really your thing. Your boyfriend once played you a Deftones CD, which is old school Metal to you, but it was a bit too heavy. Never mind, you’ll grow out of this phase eventually.
83-97: Nu-Metal Moron
Let’s face it- you don’t have a fucking clue about Metal. No, you fucking don’t and don’t bloody argue! Guitar solos are essential to Metal, and you can’t just leave them out because you can’t play them! Also, rappers, DJs and gangsta attitudes have no place in Metal. Fuck off.
68-82: Glamour Boy
Dude looked like a lady. You know what Metal is, but it isn’t really your thing. You love spandex, peroxide and power ballads, and so does your wife.
53-67: True Metal Warrior
Real life has intruded into your Metal lifestyle, but you still remember the good old days. When the kids start playing up, you can slap on “British Steel” or “Number Of The Beast” to drown the little bastards out.
38-52: Thrasher!
No one seems to make music quite like they used to any more, but you’ve still got “Reign In Blood” for comfort. That growing beer gut slows down the Mosh Pit action too.
23-37: Death Metal Monster
Good thing you have your musical outlet, or you’d become a serial killer. You love hunting cute, fluffy animals. A throat infection is a good thing for your singing career too.
15-22: I Am The Black Wizards
You try far too hard to be tr00. You won’t ever get a girlfriend, because you’re most likely gay. That doesn’t really stack up well with your National Socialist philosophy, does it?
0-14: Dipshit
You’ve missed something somewhere. Try sticking your tongue into an electrical socket and then tell us what it feels like.
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Wardyboy
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I'm a true metal warrior baby yeh!
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Loucifer
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Are you proud? 
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Wardyboy
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actually kinda smug! 
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Asylum
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| Quote: | 53-67: True Metal Warrior
Real life has intruded into your Metal lifestyle, but you still remember the good old days. When the kids start playing up, you can slap on “British Steel” or “Number Of The Beast” to drown the little bastards out. |
Well, with 59 points i think i fall into this category.
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